Shane Dawson Fanfic 6

CONTINUATION:

Oh shit. 'Oh hi...' I said trailing off. This was weird. I mean imagine you're best guy friend and you, but with you in see through-ish lingerie... I blushed, and Shane suddenly smiled sheepishly, 'awkward huh?' He said and then we started laughing like mad for about 5 seconds.
'Very... Yeah, I think I should probebly get changed and then we can go hit up the town.' I said, playing with my hair. 'Sure, I'll be here.' He said finding a seat and waving. I waved and then turned around and walked to the changing rooms. Thank GOD I wasn't wearing a thong... That would be unforunate.

***AFTER CHANGING***

I came back, with me and my worn out jeans and a t-shirt. I walked towords Shane, but... Ha ha, he was surronded by women. It made me laugh a little, but kinda... jelouse? WOAH, WHAT? No, no NO! I wasn't jelous of him with other girls. So... Why did I want to kill all of those girls? I shook my head and pushed my way through to the front where Shane was looking uncomfortable. 'Having fun?' I asked, smiling. Shane looked relived to see me. Then Crystal ho bag turned to Shane. 'SO, before we were INTERUPTED OH SO RUDELY! Tell me Shane, why don't we like, go out for dinner?' She said, trying to piss me off.
'Uh... As nice as that would be, I uh... Already have a girlfriend!' Shane stuttered.
'Who?' Crystal said looking like she wanted to kill whoever. I wanted to know too. I mean I knew it was a lie, but who was he gonna pick? Shanaynay? I almost laughed at the thought.
'Juliet, of corse!' He said, looking at me for help.
'Ummm, yeah! He's my guy!' I said, leaning close to give Shane a hug. He hugged me back and whispered in my ear 'Thanks.' I smiled and hugged him tighter. Then we looked up, kinda embaressed, loads of girls either looked pissed (like Crystal) or smiled, like this was a flipping chick flick. 'Prove it!' Crystal said, boy, nothing got passed her.
'By doing what?' I asked.
'Like a kiss or something, Duh!' She asked.
'Yeah, we're taking it slow.' I said slowly. Shane squeezed my hand.
'Well we better be going right honey?' Shane asked, standing up.
'Yeah, bye everyone!' I said, we walked out holding hands. Then ran out into my car.

'Oh...My God.' I said panting.'Got away safely' I said.
'Yeah, sorry about throwing you on the spot with the whole, this is my girlfriend thing.' Shane said guiltily. I laughed.
'Nah, it was kinda fun.' Shane looked at me sorta weirdly. Like a mix of WTF and Really? I smiled at him, then realised I was still holding his hand. He smiled back and squeezed my hand.
'Where we gonna get thrown the fuck outta?' He said in his Shanaynay voice, turning on the ignition.